Off Park Street Lessons

For the courageous:

1. Take advance protection guard before venturing into High Risk night club entertainment rather than demanding justice later.

2. Do not believe word of mouth identification.

For the criminals:

3. Avoid getting captured by hidden video cameras

4. Impersonation will not be that easy now.

For the Innocent

5. Imprint Attractive Unique Identification Mark on the face to avoid false criminal charges.

6. Use single sim, single cell to help record your locations every minute.

For those getting engaged

7. Take and verify private detective intelligence report on potential partners before falling in love or finalizing engagement.

For TV Panelist

8. Enjoy hearing what other panelists say rather than using words that you may have to bite.

9. Neither support nor speak against any view: do not take any stance.

10. Lay trap for the anchor rather than getting into anchor’s trap. Remember, the anchor has more opportunity to twist his stance than the panelists.

For the Intelligent and Articulate

11. Avoid TV panel discussions: it’s a place only for those with strong emotions.

For the Politicians:

12. Always appear to be on the side of the petitioner, embarrass the political opponent and never defend any one the TV Anchor wants to criticize.

13. Parry questions attacking you or your interest, inciting and allowing others to interrupt you and lose time.

For TV programme producers

14. Instigative journalism contributes to higher TRP compared with Investigative journalism.

15. Do not boast of your ethics, responsibility and accuracy: that raises more suspicion than acceptance.

For TV viewers

16. Enjoy the fun of TV discussions as storm over a cup of tea: don’t get influenced by what the anchor and the panelists say: better to spread viewing time over TV panel discussions in different channels rather than getting addicted to one channel and one anchor.

17. Never form your own opinion based on TV panel discussions: you will lose both fun and objectivity.

For the Government & Police

18. Do not contradict media: take actions that put them in continous hunger for new information and embarassment of loss of credibilty in the minds of the viewers.
19. Do not lose any opportunity to thank the media for bringing information to you for you to take actions.